- A channel on TV that shows you the top 5 performances of each Olympic event without switching back & forth between other events, advertisements, dramatic bios, and other annoying interruptions/ploys for viewership.
- The Sorting Hat.
- Extra sets of noses/throats/heads/bodies for when you get really sick but still need to function.
- Self-cleaning bathtubs, toilets, kitchen sinks (hey, the oven is self-cleaning, why can't everything else be?)
- Buses that actually run on schedule.
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Jess's Top Five Nonexistent (But Should be Existent) Things
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an extra brain shall do for me in times when it refuses to function, overfxn or underfxn. and i wish they would sell packets of neurotransmitters at the local grocery store so that we could successfully manipulate our mood to reflect the social context we're in. xoxo.
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