I just got home and I have to pee with incredible urgency, but my roommate is in the shower of our one and only bathroom. My options include:
- knocking and yelling "NIV! I'M SORRY BUT DO YOU MIND IF I PEE WHILE YOU'RE SHOWERING?" (this has been done between us in emergencies in the past).
- running down to the lobby bathroom, which is pretty gross, and seems to be going through an existential 'to flush, or not to flush?' crisis.
- waiting until she's done.
I've decided to go with #3 until I can't bear it anymore, and hopefully by then she's done. If she's not, then I will resort to #1. So until then, I'm going to write about the Indian grocer. What am I going to write about the Indian grocer? This: The Indian grocer is NOT the Afghan grocer on 43rd & Walnut. It's actually next to 7-11 on Walnut between 41st and 42nd. Don't go into the Afghani market and ask either/or questions about Indian food, because you'll just get a yes/no reply.
Oop. Pee time!
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